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Nikki Benz Announces Her Candidacy for Toronto Mayor (Video)

May 5, 2014 by Dan C. Leave a Comment

Last updated: Monday, May 5, 2014

Pornstar Nikki Benz says she wants to be the next mayor of Toronto

 

Nikki Benz says she wants to be the next mayor of Toronto.  In a video released by Brazzers (above), Benz announced her intentions to run for mayor of her home city.  And while this is clearly a joke, it’s worth remembering that the current mayor of Toronto routinely smokes crack, binge drinks, and parties harder than most rockstars.  So if Nikki Benz were made mayor of the city, she would actually be more respectable than the current mayor.

In her announcement video, Nikki Benz explained why she would make a good choice for the next Toronto mayor.  As for her platform, the pornstar laid out the following points as to what the citizens of Toronto could expect if she were elected…

  • She understands and would exude transparency
  • Her “positions” are well known and can be easily searched online (but only if you are 18 years or older)
  • People who have seen her in action know that she will “deliver”
  • Public transportation would be a priority, because people deserve to “get on and off” as they please
  • Public transit would feature vibrating seats for women and self-cleaning sex toys for men
  • She would actively support gay rights (re-inforced by a video clip showing her making out with another woman)
  • National Masturbation Day would be a city recognized holiday

Nikki Benz for Toronto Mayor

Benz ended her video with what could become her campaign slogan, “Nikki is going to make everything feel so much better.”

What are your thoughts on this latest publicity stunt by Nikki Benz and Brazzers?  Let us know in the comments below.

Nikki Benz
Pornstar, Erotic Dancer
Nikki Benz is a Canadian pornstar who has been active in the adult entertainment industry since 2001. Since then, Benz has established herself as one of the biggest names in porn and has built a large and loyal fanbase, known collectively as 'The Benz Mafia'.
DOB: 12/11/1981

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