- Dan C. is the founder and lead writer of Die-Screaming
Dan C. is the founder of Die-Screaming.com. Fueled by severe head trauma and alcohol, Dan spends the bulk of his time urinating on things that don’t belong to him and throwing rocks and trash at the rest of the Die-Screaming staff. When he’s not doing that, he can probably be found reading comic books or starting fires. And when he’s done doing all of that…he manages to write stuff for this site. On Die-Screaming, Dan C. writes about comics, tech news, porn, music, movies, and more.
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The Famous Nick Naro
Born on the streets of Agrabagh, PA, Nick would grow up crafty, clever, and full of wit. Earning himself a doctorate in awesome at an early age, Nick continues to relay (force) his grandiose opinions on the ignorant and under educated fools of the world.
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Cory Bresser - The Game Lord
Cory Bresser knows more about video games than anyone else on the planet and if you think otherwise, he’ll punch you in your goddamn throat and laugh as you die! On Die-Screaming, Cory will tell you everything worth knowing about video games, and other geek related things, too. Like boobs. If it involves a video game, and you didn’t hear it from Cory Bresser, IT’S A GODDAMN LIE! THROAT PUNCH!!!!!
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Andrew Merwine - Relationship Expert
When he’s not screaming in a hardcore band or having sex with that girl at the bar that you never got the nerve to talk to, Andrew Merwine is sharing his expertise on love and relationships here, on Die-Screaming. And sometimes, when he’s not doing that, he’s in your bedroom, having sex with your wife while you’re reading this website. If you need help with relationships, or would like to ask him to stop having sex with your wife in your bed, feel free to send him an email via our CONTACT PAGE or on TWITTER.
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Kevin Regan - Film/Television/Comic Book Reviewer
When he’s not figuring out how to get by doing the least amount of work possible, which, by the way, takes quite a bit of work, Kevin Regan is just some guy who likes to write. He’ll play Devil’s Advocate just to get a rise out of you. Then, after you’ve hit your breaking point – telling him how utterly ridiculous he’s being – he’ll tell you he agreed with you all along but figured that would make the conversation quite boring. Then he’ll buy you a drink, cause he’s that nice guy that always finishes last; but, he’s OK with that now. You can also follow Kevin on TWITTER.
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Big Red - Health / Body Building / Hitting on Girls Analyst
Big Red is the newest member to the family at Die-Screaming and specializes in Muscles, lifting heavy shit and unknowingly offending/hitting on every girl he comes in contact with. When he isn’t getting ready for a bodybuilding competition you can find him at the busiest bars blacking out and most likely being kicked out for unhooking random girls bras!
On a realistic note he takes sports exercise/nutrition very serious and is completely determined to become a pro-bodybuilder one day soon. Big Red will be covering events in the area of bodybuilding, strongman and power lifting competitions and reviewing new workout plans and diets that come out from month to month.
Big Red is currently getting ready for a line up of bodybuilding shows trying to qualify to become pro in the coming weeks so stay tuned for news and updates! Follow him on Twitter @Chris_Naro_says and wish him luck!
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One of these two is Maura
Maura (Mo) is the very first female (gasp) of the Die-Screaming team. She’s a real life princess and has an obsession with ponies. She reads comics, plays video games, and is in love with all things pop culture. She is also way cooler than your girlfriend (real or imaginary). Follow her on Twitter @maura_christine.
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Rob Sandman, despite multiple court orders, continues to post things to this site.
Rob Sandman has finally returned from the bowels of hell to once again reek havoc on the world. The self proclaimed “Vanilla Gorilla” spends his spare time making small children cry, poking dead things with a stick and plotting new ways to take over the world (and this is before he even drinks). While not writing for the website, he serves as General Counsel for Die-Screaming.com with his legal team consisting of a gag ball and a board with a nail in it. As part of his “community service” requirement he has decided to assist with writing children’s books and is currently in development stages of a new children’s programming series. You can follow Rob Sandman on Twitter (@RobSandman).
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George "El Chupacaba" Major is the source of many night terrors
George “El Chupacaba” Major writes for Die-Screaming, covering such topics as Anime, Comic Books, and Movies. As demented as he is genius, George spends his free time (when not writing for this site) searching for more BLOOD! BECAUSE BLOOD IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!!! STAB YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!! And when he’s not doing all of that stuff, George also enjoys attending various anime and comic conventions. Look for him there. He’s the one dressed as Batman and COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!!! You can and should follow George on Twitter.
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Kimi Tarity will kick your ass and blog about it afterwards
I’m a former journalism major on my way to becoming a registered nurse. Being married with two kids has not stopped me from kicking ass and taking names. I’m a movie buff who tries to include references to cult classics into daily conversation. I like money and someday hope to have more.
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