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Cory Bresser knows more about video games than anyone else on the planet and if you think otherwise, he’ll punch you in your goddamn throat and laugh as you die! On Die-Screaming, Cory will tell you everything worth knowing about video games, and other geek related things, too. Like boobs. If it involves a video game, and you didn’t hear it from Cory Bresser, IT’S A GODDAMN LIE! THROAT PUNCH!!!!!

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Dan C. is the founder of Die-Screaming.com. Fueled by severe head trauma and alcohol, Dan spends the bulk of his time urinating on things that don’t belong to him and throwing rocks and trash at the rest of the Die-Screaming staff. When he’s not doing that, he can probably be found reading comic books or starting fires. And when he’s done doing all of that…he manages to write stuff for this site. On Die-Screaming, Dan C. writes about comic books, movies, porn, and geek culture in general.

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Born on the streets of Agrabagh, PA, Nick would grow up crafty, clever, and full of wit. Earning himself a doctorate in awesome at an early age, Nick continues to relay (force) his grandiose opinions on the ignorant and under educated fools of the world.

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When he’s not figuring out how to get by doing the least amount of work possible, which, by the way, takes quite a bit of work, Kevin Regan is just some guy who likes to write. He’ll play Devil’s Advocate just to get a rise out of you. Then, after you’ve hit your breaking point – telling him how utterly ridiculous he’s being – he’ll tell you he agreed with you all along but figured that would make the conversation quite boring. Then he’ll buy you a drink, cause he’s that nice guy that always finishes last; but, he’s OK with that now.

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A Godless, Heartless, Communist Bastard with a penchant for poetry, bass guitars, motor scooters, robots, linux, and film making.

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Maura (Mo) is the very first female (gasp) of the Die-Screaming team. She’s a real life princess and has an obsession with ponies. She reads comics, plays video games, and is in love with all things pop culture. She is also way cooler than your girlfriend (real or imaginary).

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Mister XXX is a clinically insane sex demon who suffers from an unhealthy addiction to porn, Russian vodka, and expensive cigars. He's seen every porn movie ever made five times each and he's standing right behind you RIGHT NOW not wearing any pants. Just kidding, he's probably writing up another porn review for Die-Screaming.

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Reverend Thor is a bad man. He drinks heavily, probably hates you, and that's really all you need to know about him. Oh, and he also writes for Die-Screaming.

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Rob Sandman has finally returned from the bowels of hell to once again reek havoc on the world. The self proclaimed “Vanilla Gorilla” spends his spare time making small children cry, poking dead things with a stick and plotting new ways to take over the world (and this is before he even drinks). While not writing for the website, he serves as General Counsel for Die-Screaming.com with his legal team consisting of a gag ball and a board with a nail in it. As part of his “community service” requirement he has decided to assist with writing children’s books and is currently in development stages of a new children’s programming series.

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Jim Keating is Jim Henson's biggest fan and is a certified expert in all things Muppet related. Additionally, when it comes to Power Rangers of any sort, know one loves or knows them better than Jim (Shadowfinger) Keating.