Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the TV now that Kate Plus 8 has been canceled…THINK AGAIN. The former reality TV star has a new gig… Coupon blogger. Gosselin will be writing up money-saving tips for CouponCabin.com. If you’re as excited as I am…oh wait it’s that breakfast burrito working on my colon, she’s scheduled to have her first blog up on November 22. I’ll be sure to drink a bottle of hot sauce and ram a 15 inch dildo up my ass before sitting down to read this fine piece of information. While I’m at it, I’m going to pitch my new series to TLC called “John Minus Nine.” I know it’s going to be a great hit.
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