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Probably not. All of this, of course, is an effort to raise awareness for what Takedown Piracy does. Takedown Piracy is a company that uses all sorts of technology that I have no hope of understanding, let alone explaining, to comb through the Internet and fight copyright piracy on behalf of its clients. When Takedown Piracy finds these pirating bastards, the company issues official cease and desist orders. And if that isn’t enough to scare the poop out of pirates, the prospect of having their asses served with lawsuit papers probably will do the trick. For years shady webmasters and other lowlife Internet types have been using the Internet to screw over artists and corporations by pirating and hacking their things. Now, Takedown Piracy is using technology to combat them. Fighting fire with fire, so to speak.
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