October is shaping up to be a pretty big month for jessica drake (she doesn’t capitalize her name). In addition to having her big-budget sci-fi epic Horizon become available (okay, so it came out at the end of September, but who’s counting?), Ms. drake has now been named Takedown Piracy’s “Star of the Month”. And while this sounds like a big honor for her (maybe it is), it’s an even bigger opportunity for her fans. See, for the month of October, anyone who reports examples of jessica drake’s shit getting pirated on the Internet stands to win the entire set of “jessica drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex” videos. Sex lessons from jessica drake. Can you beat that?
Probably not. All of this, of course, is an effort to raise awareness for what Takedown Piracy does. Takedown Piracy is a company that uses all sorts of technology that I have no hope of understanding, let alone explaining, to comb through the Internet and fight copyright piracy on behalf of its clients. When Takedown Piracy finds these pirating bastards, the company issues official cease and desist orders. And if that isn’t enough to scare the poop out of pirates, the prospect of having their asses served with lawsuit papers probably will do the trick. For years shady webmasters and other lowlife Internet types have been using the Internet to screw over artists and corporations by pirating and hacking their things. Now, Takedown Piracy is using technology to combat them. Fighting fire with fire, so to speak.
Okay, so now that you (sorta) know all about Takedown Piracy and what it is they do, how can you win a set of jessica drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex? Quite easily, actually. All you have to do is report any instances of online piracy involving jessica drake’s movies, which you can do by going to TakeDownPiracy.com/tips. Everyone who submits a tip to the site is automatically entered into a drawing to win all three volumes of jessica drake’s amazingly popular films. Report a crime and get a chance to win free porn? THAT, people, is what neighborhood crime watches should be about.
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