[Review] The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody

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I had the opportunity last night, thanks to the fine folks at DreamZone Entertainment, to review an advanced copy of its newest porn parody.  The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody is directed by Lee Roy Myers and is based off of one of the most classic films of all time.  Starring Peter O’Tool, Tommy Pistol, and Kagney Linn Karter, The Godfather XXX take a lighthearted approach to the material, adding a heavy dose of comic relief in between hardcore sex scenes.  So, after watching it, what did I think?

What I liked about The Godfather XXX

After watching The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody, it becomes pretty obvious that Lee Roy Myers has a strong affinity for the original Godfather film.  While he does inject a hefty dose of funny business into the film, he absolutely does so in a very respectful way that fans of the original film can appreciate.  Additionally, while The Godfather XXX is a parody of a classic mob film, it’s also a spoof of the porn industry.  Throughout the film, Lee Roy Myers and the cast offer up a fairly hilarious analysis of the adult entertainment industry.  That theme is established right from the beginning of the movie, during a parody of the classic, “I believe in America” speech, where the subject of “beanbag porn” is introduced and explained.

Have I really gone this far into a review of a porn film without talking about the sex scenes?  Yes, but that isn’t because the hardcore parts of the movie weren’t of a very high quality.  They were, in fact, very good.  Tommy Pistol, who plays the lead role of Michael Whorleone, stars in two of the five sex scenes and offers a clinic on what high-powered, hardcore porn sex is supposed to look like.  Hell, in once scene, he actually FUCKS A WOMAN TO DEATH.  Kagney Linn Karter was also an absolute gem in her role as Kay, Micheal’s naive girlfriend.  Her acting skills, along with those of Peter O’Tool (who plays the Godfather), rank as some of the very best in the industry and were on full display in each scene that she was a part of.

Godfather XXX - Kagney Linn Karter and Tommy Pistol

Kagney Linn Karter and Tommy Pistol

As I mentioned above, the sex scenes in this film were all awesome.  Any one of them could have been inserted into most other porn films and would have been the highlight of those films.  That being said, if I had to pick my top two favorite scenes, I would have to go with Veruca James/Anthony Rosano (who plays Luca Balsi) and Tommy Pistol/April O’Neil.  While Tommy Pistol and Anthony Rosano are both fairly-well established superstars in the porn industry, Veruca James and April O’Neil are both up and coming talents.  In The Godfather XXX, both of these starlets deliver drop-dead stunning hardcore performances.  Veruca James hasn’t appeared in all that many films yet (mostly working with Burning Angel), but goddamn, after seeing her in action, she needs to be in a lot more.  And April O’Neil, who’s stock is on fire right now, delivers another incredible performance in her role as the evil Slutzo.

What I didn’t like about The Godfather XXX

While there wasn’t a whole lot that I didn’t like about The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody, I did notice a few things that could have probably been improved upon a bit.  I would have liked to see more of Peter O’Tool in his role as Don Whorleone.  He was genuinely entertaining to watch and played a major role in making the movie as entertaining as it was.  I was really looking forward to seeing how Lee Roy Myers would spoof on the fruit market assassination attempt, but sadly, all we got was a newspaper headline in substitution of the scene.  Also, and this is kind of related to the first point, I was disappointed in the way that many of the classic scenes were either glossed over or skipped altogether.  And before you slam me with “YOU IDIOT!” comments, I know this is a PORN parody, not a Godfather reboot.  Still, Lee Roy Myers script and the acting performances were so good that I just wanted to see more of it.  Which, I suppose, really isn’t a bad thing at all.

The bottom line…

I genuinely enjoyed The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody.  It was funny, had incredible sex scenes, and was one of the most entertaining porn parodies that I’ve yet seen.  Lee Roy Myers has put together something very special with this movie and his cast absolutely did him proud.  I would have loved to see the film made a bit longer, if for no other reason that to have a heftier dose of everything that was great about the film, but it’s probably better to be left wanting more than wishing you’d seen less.  Any fan of great porn, or of good movies, would be well advised to make the investment to add this brilliant porn parody to their collection.  The Godfather: A DreamZone Parody is amazing and I HIGHLY recommend it.

Godfather: A DreamZone Parody welcomes viewers into the Whorleone family. As the head of the world's largest adult film distribution company, the Dong has accumulated many friends, but even more enemies. At the brink of porn war, the organization eases the tension with orifices that no one can refuse and a raunchy dose of revenge.
Review - The Godfather: A DreamZone Porn Parody
Date Published: 06/12/2012
The Godfather XXX is the type of porn parody that even people who don't normally enjoy porn can find a reason to like. It's full of great hardcore sex scenes, yes, but it also does a great job of delivering a funny spoof of the original Godfather movie.
4 / 5 stars