Harmony’s Fucked & Disorderly doesn’t disappoint, but also isn’t great
I recently had the opportunity to watch Fucked & Disorderly, the latest hardcore movie from Harmony Films. Directed by Strangelove (a veteran director who’s mostly known for his work with Harmony), Fucked & Disorderly is an all-sex vignette that focuses on the darker, kinkier side of sex.
The film’s cast features five of the best European pornstar in the business, all of whom are regular participants in Harmony releases. The combination of Lexi Lowe, Samantha Bentley, Tiffany Doll, Georgie Lyall, and Rio Lee is a powerful formula that pretty much makes this video required viewing. That being said, while Fucked & Disorderly was an overall fun film to watch, it wasn’t even close to being one of the better Harmony movies that I’ve seen this year.
What I liked about Fucked & Disorderly…
I’ve already mentioned it, but the absolute hands down best part of this movie was the cast. Led by UK superstars Lexi Lowe and Samantha Bentley, this film was loaded with enough talent that regardless of anything else, it would be a winner in my book. And the fact that Strangelove features each of the five women who appear in the film as sex-starved maniacs only adds to the scorching hot heat this film throws off.
Fucked & Disorderly contained five scenes, and each one ranged from “really great” to “pretty good”. At no point did it feel as if the action started to drag and none of the scenes ever approached the point of being boring. Again, a lot of that had to do with all of the scenes starring certified porn superstars, but Strangelove deserves credit as well for keeping the pace of the film zipping along at just the right speed.
I always try to pick a “best scene” when reviewing porn films, but in this case, it’s pretty hard to do. While I don’t think that Fucked & Disorderly represented the best of any of the performers featured in the movie, it did show each of them at the top of their respective games. Anyone who’s a fan of Rio Lee, Georgie Lyall, Tiffany Doll, Lexi Lowe, or Samantha Bentley will want to watch this movie.
That being said, if I was forced to make a choice, I’d have to go with Samantha Bentley and Mike Angelo (scene 2 of the movie) as having achieved the overall best scene in Fucked & Disorderly. In addition to being one of the absolute finest pornstars on planet Earth, Samantha Bentley is a legitimate badass and she (with the help of Mike Angelo) proved it in this scene.
From the second she walks on screen dressed as a slutty biker chick until she’s taken a full load of cum to her face, you simply can’t take your eyes off her. This entire scene will keep you glued to your seat and probably unconsciously drooling on yourself.
What I didn’t like about Fucked & Disorderly…
Considering what I’ve already said about this movie, it may seem hard to imagine that it was anything less than amazing. Sadly, that’s not the case. While Fucked & Disorderly is absolutely an overall enjoyable film, it simply fell too far short of its potential to be considered “great”. A lot of this has very little to do with the talent involved and more to do with technical aspects.
Perhaps the biggest strike against this movie was the fact that it lacked the technical perfection that we’re used to seeing from Harmony Films. While it was shot in HD, it just didn’t look as sharp as other Harmony releases. I’m not sure if that was due to some faulty camera/lighting work, subpar editing, or maybe even intentional to achieve some sort of “dark and gritty” look, but whatever the reason, Fucked & Disorderly just wasn’t impressive in terms of its look and feel.
Also, especially in that last scene featuring Georgie Lyall, the action seems at times to get lost a little bit. Listen, Georgie Lyall is gorgeous enough that I’d watch her wearing a turtleneck sweater reading an instruction manual, but I almost got the impression that Strangelove went into this scene without a plan and just kind of tried to make it up as he went along. “Uh, put her in the cage. Okay, now, uh, tie her to the wall and do stuff to her. No, wait, put her in the sex swing instead.”
To add insult to injury, Harmony didn’t even include Ms. Lyall’s name on the DVD cover for the film, although every other performer was listed. That lack of attention to detail persisted throughout the movie.
Final review notes for Fucked & Disorderly…
- Total runtime for the movie is 2 hours 18 minutes
- The DVD contained a total of 5 scenes, a photo gallery, and a cumshot recap
- A copy of Fucked & Disorderly was provided to Die-Screaming by Harmony Films for review purposes
The bottom line…