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“Evil Squirters” is Buckets of Fun for the Whole Family

July 15, 2015 by Dan C. 1 Comment

Last updated: Wednesday, July 15, 2015

New Evil Angel film delivers some very solid XXX entertainment

Evil Squirters - DVD Cover

Evil Squirters
Director/performer Toni Ribas loves female ejaculators, the orgasmic sexual animals whose pussies blast massive, graphically soaking plumes of hot girl juice. In Evil Squirters, four lusty beauties explode with multiple fountains of fun, drenching themselves, their fuck partners and the vicinity.
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Produced by: Evil Angel
Starring:
Adriana Chechik
Karla Kush
Kleio Valentien
Zoey Monroe
Toni Ribas
Ramon Nomar
Mr. Pete
Jessy Jones
Evil Squirters - Zoey Monroe

Zoey Monroe

For those of you who prefer porn that features lots of sensual touching, teasing, and cuddling…run as far away as you can from Evil Squirters.  Released two days ago from Evil Angel and directed by Toni Ribas, this movie is full of the kind of super hardcore fucking that requires a mop and bucket to clean up.

And, for the most part, Evil Squirters is also a fun time.  This is the type of smut that gets right to the point, delivers as advertised, and leaves you feeling kind of filthy (in a good way) after having watched it.  Simply put, there’s a whole lot to like about this movie.

What I liked about Evil Squirters…

l Squirters - Kleio Valentien

Kleio Valentien and Ramon Nomar

The success of an all-sex gonzo porn movie is tied directly to the quality and talent of its cast.  Get this piece wrong and even the best director, 4K HD cameras, and sleek box covers won’t be able to save the movie from ending up as a tired, boring, and forgettable pile of mediocre poop.

Fortunately, the cast of Evil Squirters is one of its strengths.

Led by Adriana Chechik, who you may recall was ranked #10 on Die-Screaming’s Top 10 Best Pornstars of 2014, the ladies featured in Evil Squirters represents some of the baddest females in porn.  Each of the four scenes is full of high-octane energy, explosive sex, and lots of personality.  While Adriana Chechik, Kleio Valentien, Karla Kush, and Zoey Monroe make this look easy…I’m quite sure that it wasn’t.

For my money, the best scene in Evil Squirters belonged to Kleio Valentien and Ramon Nomar.  These two fuck each other in the same way that fire has sex with gasoline.  Their scene is powerful, messy, and unrelenting hardcore porn at its very best.  It ends with Mr. Nomar spinning Kleio in a puddle of her own cum and lady juice.

Toni Ribas (who also directed Evil Squirters) and Adriana Chechik delivered a scene that was also just as noteworthy.  Ms. Chechik has already established herself as one of the industry’s top female talents and her performance here definitely lived up to the hype.

Speaking of Toni Ribas, this is a dude who knows how to make some really worthwhile smut.  Some people tend to think that gonzo porn is easy to direct (or that it doesn’t even need a director).  Just have people fuck, film it, put it in a box, and sell it.  The reality is that gonzo porn is very much an art and is very easy to fuck up.  As evidenced by Evil Squirters, Mr. Ribas is clearly someone who has the talent and vision to do it right.

What I didn’t like about Evil Squirters…

Evil Squirters - Karla Kush

Karla Kush

As I’ve already detailed, as a whole, Evil Squirters is a very solid XXX effort.  It’s clear that Toni Ribas knows how to make really good porn.  That being said, I think an opportunity was missed to add a bit more variety to the mix.  Each of the scenes was about 45 minutes (give or take) in length and when all was said in done, each was more similar than it was different.

Each of the four scenes featured a 1 on 1 hookup and all generally followed the same tempo and formula.  Individually, the performances were terrific.  However, collectively they weren’t different enough from each other to really stand out or apart from one another.

Sometimes too much of a good thing really is just too much.

Other notes…

  • Total runtime for the movie is 2 hours 44 minutes
  • Toni Ribas is one of the most experienced people currently working in porn.  He began his career as a performer in the late 90’s and has been directing since 2001.
  • The copy of Evil Squirters used for this review was purchased by me, via VOD (video on demand)

The bottom line…

Evil Squirters - Adriana Chechik

Adriana Chechik

Evil Squirters
A really solid, super hardcore XXX movie
Written by: Dan C.
Date Published: 07/15/2015
Evil Squirters is, overall, a good time. It features lots of over the top, crazy-person style sex and for those of us who enjoy such things, Evil Squirters brings it in spades. If there was one area in which the film fell flat, however, it was that each of the four scenes really struggled to stand out from one another.
3.5 / 5 stars

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Filed Under: Porn Reviews Tagged With: adriana chechik, evil angel, jessy jones, karla kush, kleio valentien, Mr. Pete, ramon nomar, toni ribas, zoey monroe

Comments

  1. Ben Hannah says

    August 19, 2015 at 12:34 am

    Fuuuuck this looks amazing! Really want to see this Kleio scene.

    Reply

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