These are the only three porn tube sites you need in your life right now
Spoiler alert: I watch a LOT of porn. Doing what I do, most of my days are spent either watching porn, reading about pornstars and movies or writing about XXX. And quietly weeping alone in my basement because no one loves me. So when I tell you that I’ve identified the three best porn tube sites on the Internet…you’d better fucking believe me.
These are them…
Whatever your pleasure, XHamster probably has you covered. Unlike a lot of XXX tube sites, XHamster features a shit ton of high-quality, original content. Everything from an original porn-reality series (The Sex Factor) to a series of sex positive educational videos (The Sex Ed Box) and tens of thousands smut videos. You could literally spend the rest of your life on this one Internet site and die before you saw it all.
I’m willing to bet that almost none of you have even heard of this site, let alone have spent any time on it. And that’s too bad. MakeLoveNotPorn is probably the most unique hardcore site on the Internet and the brainchild of infamous XXX entrepreneur Cindy Gallop. It’s real people having real sex and letting you watch. It’s the dirty movie site that only the cool people know about.
While it’s certainly not one of the best known XXX tube sites out there, 4Tube is also one of the only ones worth any significant amount of your time. The whole site loads really damn fast, isn’t overloaded with super annoying pop ups or pop unders and is full of hardcore videos that you haven’t already seen a million times before on a million other tube sites.
Why did I choose these three sites?
Because these are the very best. It really is that simple. I’ve seen and poked around more tube sites that I can count and almost every single one of them are straight up garbage. And because my time is valuable and better spent on things like guzzling whiskey and maintaining this mess of a website, I spend most of my online porn watching life on one of these three websites.
What do you think?
Okay. I get it; You think each and every one of my selections above are steaming piles of horse shit. You’re obviously wrong, but I’m willing to at least hear your stupid and insignificant opinion. Tell us all about your favorite tube sites in the comments box below.
Also, no one actually reads the comments on this website.