The best adult webcam sites can get lost in the bullshit. Here’s how to find them.
My dudes, the Internet is full of all sorts of dumb shit. Most XXX websites are garbage and will probably give whatever device they touch all sorts of viruses and computer herpes. So when it comes to finding the best cam sites, it gets harder every year. But because I’m your best porn blogger friend, I can help you avoid the nonsense and spot a high-quality, worthwhile adult cam site from a mile away.
If it ain’t secure, stay the fuck away…
Visiting adult webcam sites that aren’t secure is like buying ice cream from that guy in the van parked behind Wal-Mart. It may look like regular ice cream, but it’s probably laced with Mexican meth and made out of hobo pee. In 2018, if an adult website doesn’t have the common decency to use HTTPS, the site is likely run by drugged-up Somali pirates who are hellbent on stealing your credit card info and raping your mom.
At this point, the more observant of you are probably noticing that THIS website doesn’t use HTTPS. I don’t sell shit on this site, so you probably don’t have to worry about me stealing your credit card and all of the sex that I’m having with your mom is consensual.
If it uses popup and/or popunder ads…RUN AWAY!
Popup and popunder ads are the work of Satan and websites that use them are not to be trusted. The best cam sites have the common decency not to annoy the piss out of their visitors with these horrible, terrible, no-good things. That’s because popup and popunder ads slow everything down, are a pain in the balls to close out of and are usually advertising other websites that also use popup ads.
Or ads for penis enlargement pills. Which are also bullshit.
Also, because it’s 2018, you should be using a browser that automatically blocks shitty ads, like Google Chrome or (if using your phone), something like Ghostery.
The best cam sites DO NOT feature models who wear rubber Andy Dick masks…
I drink a lot and spend more time than I care to admit pursuing awful, terrible XXX webcam sites. It’s both part of my job as the Worst Porn Blogger Ever and also a function of my inability to make good life decisions. Anyway, I one time (very recently, actually) came across a cam site that had a live feed of some naked girl who was wearing a rubber Andy Dick mask.
Even though I clicked the fuck out of there and spent the next ten minutes pouring whiskey directly into my eyeballs to try and burn the image out of my brain, I’m still haunted by that event. If only some amazingly helpful porn blogger had warned me that such filth actually exists, I might have been spared all of the Andy Dick night-terrors that I’m currently suffering.
Good thing I’m here to do that for you, yeah?
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Or something…
If you follow the three simple rules I’ve outlined above, you will have zero chance of wasting your time on a bad XXX cam site. You will be able to make good decisions as you browse the Internet looking for webcam models who specialize in greased-up robot sex shows.