Most XXX cam sites are crap. Here’s how you find the good ones.
My dudes, it’s almost 2018 and yet many of you are still clicking on the same lame-ass adult cam sites. Please stop. You’re embarrassing yourselves and your Internet friends are all concerned. I understand that with all the crap out there, it can be difficult to know which are worthwhile and which are flaming sacks of hobo shit.
And because I drink heavily and got into a lot of rock fights as a kid, I sometimes get confused, too. Fortunately, I came across a truly great listing of the top rated XXX webcam sites.
The live sex sites that were listed on TheTopCams are all totally worth while. Even more impressive was the fact that several of these websites were new to me. And considering that I’ve spent years of my life wallowing around in some of the raunchiest corners of the Internet (remember that thing I wrote about 2 Girls 1 Cup?), that says something.
What makes a live sex site “good”?
Fair question. Quality is certainly in the eye of the beholder and everyone has their own unique tastes. I, for example, can now taste only two flavors; Whiskey and hotdogs. But that’s my problem and I don’t want to talk about it anymore. Back to the subject at hand, what makes a “good” adult webcam site?
In my experience, any quality cam site will meet all of the following criteria…
- A solid variety of webcam models
- Allow users to browse around the cam rooms and chat with the models without needing to give a credit card number up front
- Not contain a whole mess of ads for viagra, penis pumps and other such filthy things
- Don’t scare the shit out of your antivirus software
So with that list of requirements in mind, you can begin to understand why I consider so many XXX cam sites to be “shitty” or “bad” or “reeking of curdled pee and clown vomit” or whatever other adjective that you want to use. Many, maybe even most live sex sites don’t meet these minimum standards and that makes me sad.
Stop visiting shitty adult webcam sites!
Listen, I just spend a whole goddamn post explaining to you where you can find a legit listing of high-quality XXX cam sites and even took the time to educate y’all on what makes a good cam site. So if you continue to waste your life on garbage cam sites and bringing shame to both you and your family, that’s on you.
Also, you should know that every time you visit a shitty webcam site, a radio station plays a Nickleback song. Do you really want that blood on your hands? No. You do not.
What do you think?
What are your thoughts on all of this? I’m sure you all have various opinions and stuff like that and I’m sure someone (spoiler alert: not me) cares to read what you have to say. Use the comments section below for that. Or don’t. Honestly I don’t care because now all I can think about is Nickleback and I need more whiskey.