AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! The Avengers Porn Parodies

A listing of Avengers porn parody films

Considering how popular The Avengers are these days, I thought it would be good to give some exposure to the naughtier side of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes; The Avengers porn parodies.  It should come as no surprise that the group of superheroes that comprise the Avengers have their very own porn films.  What may surprise you, however, is the amount of creativity, big budgets, and attention to detail that went into each of these films, in many cases producing films that are far closer to the Marvel comic books than the officially licensed, mainstream Hollywood films.  If you consider yourself a fan of The Avengers, you owe it to yourself to familiarize yourself with these Avengers porn parodies.

The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

(Vivid Entertainment) – Lexi Swallow, Brooklyn Lee, Lexington Steele, Jenna Presley, Xander Corvus
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Obviously, the first film we need to start off talking about is The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody.  Set for release on May 4th (the same day as the mainstream Hollywood Avengers), Avengers XXX is one of the most anticipated porn parody films of 2012.  Directed by Axel Braun, who’s famous for his high-quality comic book porn parodies, Avengers XXX has a relatively huge cast of characters, including Hawkeye (Eric Masterson), Iron Man (Dale DaBone), Black Widow (Brooklyn Lee), Hulk (Jordan Lee), Spider-Man (Xander Corvus), Scarlet Witch (Danni Cole), Thor (Brendon Miller), and She-Hulk (Chyna).

Evan Stone stars in Captain America XXX

Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

(Extreme Comixxx) – Evan Stone, Tara Lynn Foxx, India Summer, Juelz Ventura
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Captain America XXX features porn industry icon Evan Stone taking up the shield of Captain America and going against the Red Skull and the forces of Hydra.  The plot is everything you’d expect from a Captain America porn parody; super-soldier Steve Rogers waking up from a seventy year sleep and, along side SHIELD’s Nick Fury (played by Sean Michaels), having to jump right into saving the world from the evil Red Skull (Bill Bailey), Madame Hydra (Juelz Ventura), and the rest of Hydra.  Captain America XXX also features Tara Lynn Foxx playing the role of Sharon Carter, and also stars such fan favorites as India Summer, Ashli Orion, and Charley Chase.

Seth Gamble and Chanel Preston star in Iron Man XXX

Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody

(Extreme Comixxx) – Seth Gamble, Gracie Glam, Chanel Preston, Amber Rayne, Heather Starlet
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In this Iron Man porn parody, from the fine folks at Extreme Comixxx, Seth Gamble (who also plays Luke Skywalker in Star Wars XXX porn parody) plays the role of Tony Stark and Iron Man.  With a story closer to something out of the comics than the mainstream Marvel film, Iron Man XXX sees Tony Stark having to battle the combined forces of  Madame Masque (Amber Rayne), a mind-controlled Hulk (Jordan Lane), not to mention fending off his arch-rival Justin Hammer (Alex Knight) and his daughter Justine (Gracie Glam).  Fortunately for Iron Man, the Black Widow (played by Chanel Preston, who’s also playing Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb Raider XXX) and Pepper Potts (Heather Starlet) is available to lend a helping hand.

Dale DaBone will star in Axel Braun’s Iron Man XXX

Iron Man XXX: A Porn Parody

(Vivid Entertainment) – Dale DaBone, Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Derrick Pierce, Dana DeArmond, Skin Diamond
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Not to be outdone, Axel Braun is also working his own Iron Man porn parody.  In this version, Dale DaBone plays the part of Iron Man/Tony Stark and has to go up against the equally powerful and evil Mandarin (Derrick Pierce, who also plays Deadpool in Braun’s upcoming X-Men porn parody).  Other familiar characters from the Iron Man continuity include Pepper Potts (Lexi Belle), Nick Fury (Lexington Steele), Happy Hogan (Alec Knight), Black Widow (Brooklyn Lee), Dr. Yinsen (Dana DeArmond), and Mei Ling (Shazia Sahari).  As Lexington Steele is also playing Nick Fury Axel Braun’s Iron Man film, don’t be surprised if Dale DaBone shows up in his Avengers porn parody, as well.  As more details come out regarding Braun’s upcoming Iron Man XXX porn parody, I’ll absolutely keep you all updated.

Dale DaBone stars in The Incredible Hulk XXX

The Incredible Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody

(Vivid Entertainment) – Dale DaBone, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Lexi Belle, India Summer, Tanya Tate
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Directed by B. Skow, The Incredible Hulk XXX stars Dale DaBone as Bruce Banner, the world’s leading expert on gamma radiation who, after a freak accident, turn into a huge, raging….sex machine.  While there isn’t a whole of lot of “HULK SMASH!” moments, there is a lot of, well, “HULK FUCK!”  Which, when you consider the film features the talents of such porn superstars as Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Lily LaBeau, India Summer, and Tanya Tate, that is absolutely understandable.  Also, when you consider that the Ultimate Marvel Universe version of Hulk was a super powered horndog, this Hulk porn parody really isn’t all that off that mark at all.

Xander Corvus stars in Spider-Man XXX

Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody

(Vivid Entertainment) – Xander Corvus, Capri Anderson, Ash Hollywood, Brooklyn Lee, Lily LaBeau
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A hugely successful film, Spider-Man XXX won the 2012 AVN Awards for Best Parody (Drama) and Best Cinematography.  Directed by Axel Braun, Spider-Man XXX sees Peter Parker (played by Xander Corvus) gain amazing super powers and become Spider-Man.  In addition to having to save the city of New York from the Kingpin (Peter O’Tool) and Electro (Dick Delaware), Spider-Man must also juggle working for his insane boss, J. Jonah Jameson (played BRILLIANTLY by Rob Black).  And, as if that weren’t enough stress, Peter Parker must also deal with THREE beautiful women, Mary Jane (Capri Anderson), Gwen Stacey (Ash Hollywood), and The Black Widow (Brooklyn Lee) who are each fighting over who gets to have sex with him first.  Finally, if all of that wasn’t enough to excite you, Spider-Man XXX also ships with an 8 page Spider-Man XXX comic, illustrated by Matt Core.

And there you have it.  If you found this collection of Avengers porn parodies entertaining, be sure to check out our complete listing of Justice League porn parodies.  And, of course, share your thoughts in the comments below.