ALIEN PORN! The Best Alien Porn Films Available

Since the beginning of civilization, man has been obsessed with the possibility of life on other planets.  As people, we have always looked up to the heavens and wondered, “Are we alone?” Then, the more we thought about it, we started to wonder what aliens – if they did exist – would look like.  Eventually, that curiosity turned into, “I wonder what it would be like to fuck an alien.”  And then, finally, the porn industry helped answer our sick demand for alien porn.  While not a complete list – not by a longshot – it does highlight some of the better titles available.

The Visitors

The Visitors DVD Cover

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Wicked Pictures (2006)
Starring: Kimberly Kane, Keri Sable, Kirsten Price, Evan Stone, Barrett Blade
Directed by Michael Raven

The Visitors is probably one of the best alien porn films ever produced.  And, as it happens, it’s also probably one of the best selling alien porn films of all time.  Starring Kimberly Kane, The Visitors is a film about a small Southwestern town that has an alien abduction problem.  And don’t think this is one of those porn parody comedies.  Nope.  Director Michael Raven does a good job of using classic horror film techniques, such as never actually having the aliens appear on camera, to produce something that is as entertaining as it is erotic.

One of the most iconic scenes from this film comes at the end, in which we see Kimberly Kane – freshly abducted by the aliens – endure a probing onboard their ship.  As this is a porn film, it goes exactly the way you’d expect.  Throughout The Visitors, the audience is treated to some very decent hardcore, dirty sex.  And, as we’ve come to expect from horror films, the girls are usually abducted shortly after they finish fucking.  In terms of overall quality and entertainment factor, it really doesn’t get any better than The Visitors.  If you haven’t seen this yet, you’re missing out.

Horizon

Horizon - Wicked Pictures - Jessica Drake

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Wicked Pictures (2011)
Starring: jessica drake, Bobbi Starr, Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Kimberly Kane, Rocco Reed, Xander Corvus
Directed by Sam Hain

Another alien porn film from Wicked Pictures that also stars Kimberly Kane?  Yup.  As it turns out, both are very good at the genre.  With Horizon – which has the distinction of probably having the biggest budget of any film on this list – we get a solid Sci-Fi thriller that has all of the requisite elements; spaceships, laser battles, far away and strange planets, and aliens.  On top of all of that, Horizon also has one hell of a cast, led by jessica drake.  Finally, Horizon is directed by Sam Hain, who has quite a lot of experience at directing Sci-Fi porn films, including Star Trek: The Next Generation XXX porn parody.

So what is Horizon about?  Allow me to quote from the official plot description…

Wicked Pictures is proud to bring you the most ambitious science fiction adult film ever made. Skillfully written and directed by award winner Sam Hain, Horizon is an instant classic that embraces the genre and takes adult entertainment to the next level. The most cutting edge technology and astonishing special effects have been expertly woven together to bring you a futuristic story of love and survival. After an alien species destroys most of the human race, a lone military ship, Horizon, is sent back to Earth to exterminate the invaders. Tensions, tempers, and sexual appetites heat up amongst the crew as they realize that they may not survive the ordeal. Their mission turns into a war of survival as they engage enemy ships, fire fights, a beautiful mind-controller, vicious “Crawlers,” and even each other. Who will be more of a threat: their fellow crew or the creatures lurking outside? A compelling cast of today’s finest stars including Wicked Girls Jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue along with Kimberly Kane and Misty Stone embark on a truly impressive journey.

jessica drake (it’s not a typo, she prefers to have her name spelled with no capital letters) delivers one of her strongest acting performances ever in Horizon – which is saying something because that girl certainly knows how to act.  Additionally, Horizon is a very well put together film, having won the 2012 AVN Award for Best Special Effects.  If you are any type of Sci-Fi fan, you’d probably find quite a bit to like about Horizon.

Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody

Men in Black A Hardcore Parody DVD Cover

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Wicked Pictures (2012)
Starring: jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, Tommy Pistol
Directed by Brad Armstrong

In case you haven’t noticed by now, Wicked Pictures has a history of making some really good alien porn.  Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody is directed by Brad Armstrong, who is arguably one of the best and most creative porn directors to have ever worked in the business.  The film – a porn parody based off of the classic Men in Black movie – is chock full of fancy MiB weaponry, crazy aliens, and lots of humor.  As if all of that wasn’t enough to sell you on MiB XXX, the movie also has an amazing cast, including jessica drake and Randy Spears (who came out of retirement just to make this film).

Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody does an incredibly good job of staying true to the look and feel of the film that this porn parody is based upon.  That isn’t surprising, considering it’s directed by Brad Armstrong who has the mutant power of not being capable of producing a bad porn movie.  In terms of hardcore sex, Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody has all that you’re looking for and, yes, there is plenty of human/alien harcore action for all of you who are looking for that type of thing.  And, let’s face it, if you’re browsing through this list, you’re probably one of the people who would love this movie.

Double Midgetation

Double Midgetation

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Legend Entertainment (2000)
Starring: Bridget Powerz, Envy Me, Taylor St. Clair, Gwen Summers, Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day
Directed by Jerome Tanner

I’m willing to bet that most of you probably didn’t come to this list looking for a movie like Double Midgetation.  However, I’m also willing to bet that most of you are oddly intrigued and are seriously considering picking up a copy.  People, Double Midgetation – although far from a big budget porn parody with a high-powered cast – combines two things that are tough to ignore; alien porn and midget porn.   In this case, it’s midget alien porn.  If you tell me that doesn’t interest you, I’ll call you a liar.

To give you a better idea of what Double Midgetation is about, allow me to quote from the back of the DVD case…

Crash landing on Earth are two alien midgets from the planet Midgetation! You know the drill, Earth people don’t believe their stories, we just think they’re oversexed for their size.  So of course, we screw with these two delicious deep-space damsels, once we know they are erotic dynamite! Since sexuality is the core of their being, they like big big hot dicks & they’re gonna get plenty here!

Get that?  Small people fall from the sky and everyone ends up having sex with them.  Is it all that original of a storyline?  No.  But, again I’ll remind you that this is a fucking midget alien porn.  Double Midgetation isn’t the best porn film ever made, but it is probably the greatest midget alien adult film of all time.

Riders

Riders DVD

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Digital Sin (2002)
Starring: Carmen Luvana, Wendy Divine, Julian, Ann Marie Rios, Lezley Zen, Dillion Day, Lee Stone
Directed by Red Ezra

Riders is a bit different than any of the other alien porn films on this list.  Directed by Red Ezra, who has a reputation of innovative storytelling styles, Riders revolves around two alien “souls” who zip across the galaxy in search of physical hosts.  They need the hosts so they can have lots of hardcore sex with each other.  The film focuses on Carmen Luvana and Julian, two FBI Agents who are looking for a missing girl.  Along the way, they run into these alien forces and find themselves involved in trying to solve the mystery.

From the back of the DVD case…

Two alien souls, in the form of pure electrical energy, beam across the universe in search of bodies to possess in order to play out their sexual desires in the physical world. Upon reaching Earth, their antics cause a rash of power outages sparking the attention of federal agents Carmen Luvana and Julian. Will the young agents bring the aliens to justice or simply fall victim to their own carnal desires? The truth may shock you.

One of the best scenes of Riders is the opening, which actually takes place a few years in the future and on Mars.  That scene stars Ann Marie Rios and Lee Stone – two astronauts – who are overtaken by the alien Riders.  Once possessed, off come the space suits and on goes the, um, sex.  For anyone who’s ever seen Ann Marie Rios in action, you know why this is arguably the best scene of the film, as she does put on one hell of a show.  Overall, Riders is a very solid film (the dialogue is a bit weak, even for a porn…) and in terms of a porn film, it’s top notch.