If you don’t have an Adult Empire Unlimited membership, you are an asshole.
I’ve previously written about how most porn membership sites are overpriced. And I still believe that’s true. Also, watching porn on Tube sites (in my opinion) is boring. Every site has the same shit and most of it is garbage or something you’ve already seen forty-five thousand times. Not to mention a lot of it is pirated.
All of that being said, I’m kind of in love with Adult Empire Unlimited.
Now before I go on any further, I should point out that this post does contain Adult Empire affiliate links. But this isn’t a sponsored post (although I do write some of those), by AE or anyone else, and the shit I’m writing here is all my own twisted and broken opinion.
Back to Adult Empire Unlimited. Doing what I do, I watch a LOT of porn. So much that I have no doubt it’s done horrible damage to my brain. And when you watch that much smut, a service like Adult Empire Unlimited comes in handy. Why, because it gives me immediate access to over 45,000 XXX movies.
This is useful to me. Because without constant streams of HD quality smut being pumped into my whisky-addled brain, I have nothing to write about on Die-Screaming. And then the people who own this site (and me) get angry and beat me with sticks and pee on me. Which, in all honesty, I kind of enjoy but let’s just make that our weird little secret.
And do I think you should sign up for an Adult Empire Unlimited membership? Maybe. Here’s what you get if you do become a member…
- HD and 4K quality video
- 45,000+ XXX movies
- 200,000+ XXX scenes
- DVD + Blu-ray discounts
- Exclusive content
- Watch on any device, including Roku
- Unlimited access to PornstarEmpire.com
- Discounts on sex toys
As I said, all of this helps make my life better. Because I am a filthy porn blogger with a deviant sex toy addiction.
Sounds great! But how much does this shit cost?!?
I am not rich. And because I spend all of my productive time guzzling cheap whiskey and running this website, I will die poor and alone. Whatever. But even on a porn blogger’s salary (HAHAHAHA!), I can afford this. Personally, I go with the 3 Month membership option, but here’s all the options…
- 1 Year = $149.94 (billed annually, equates to $12.50/month)
- 3 Month = $49.98 (billed every three months, equates to $16.66/month)
- 1 Month = $24.99
- 2 Day Trial = $2.99
What do you think?
Like I said, Adult Empire Unlimited works for me because I am an evil human being and porn is a pretty big part of my daily existence. So I think it’s pretty rad. But because almost none of you are like me…maybe you have different opinions. Which you can share in the stupid little comments box below.