Big, black packages rule in 12 Inches a Slave
12 Inches a Slave is a new film from Hot Mess and Exile Distribution. As I discussed in a previous post, despite the title, this is not a 12 Years a Slave porn parody. Rather, it’s an all interracial sex release that features a controversial title. I recently had the opportunity to sit down and review the movie. I can honestly tell you that 12 Inches a Slave is an entertaining and intense porn film that fires on all cylinders.
As I mentioned above, 12 Inches a Slave is an all-sex release. Which means that if you like a plot or storyline with your smut, this movie isn’t for you. However, what it lacks in a scripted story, the movie makes up for with five scenes of in-your-face hardcore fucking. The theme of each scene is pretty simple; five horny women find themselves being fucked silly by huge, black dicks.
What I liked about 12 Inches a Slave…
One of the best things about 12 Inches a Slave is that it does a great job of delivering on everything that you’d expect from a movie in the “big black dick” genre of porn. It features heavy doses of horny women being magnetically drawn to black men and being thoroughly worked over once they get at what’s these guys have in their pants. Throughout the movie, you are witness to every type of depravity imaginable. These women are bent over, flipped upside down, and spun around while taking massive dick into all holes.
12 Inches a Slave is also a movie that was expertly crafted. The film features lots of different camera angles, doing a good job of capturing the hardcore sex action and presenting it the best way possible. Sadly, this is an area where a lot of porn movies fall short. Additionally, the sex scenes were intense, to the point, and performed by people who knew what they were doing. While 12 Inches a Slave isn’t a big-budget production by any stretch of the imagination, it also doesn’t ever come across as cheap. This, ladies and gentlemen, is premium porn.
And speaking of the performers, the cast of 12 Inches a Slave all deserve a round of applause. While none of them are big-name porn superstars, each of their performances came across as top shelf. So Erin Moore, Mika Tan, Kyanna Lee, Aline, Sheila Marie, Byron Long, John E. Depth, Neno, and Ace, all please stand up and take a bow. Very well done.
What I didn’t like about 12 Inches a Slave…
As you probably already gathered from what I wrote above, I really did enjoy this movie. That being said, if I had to be picky, I would have to say that I would have liked to see a bit more variety in the scenes. Yes, all were were very well done. But that being said, I think having one or two of the scenes feature a threesome or some kind of bondage or maybe shot outside would have really made this film stand out.
Aside from that, though, I really can’t complain too much at all about anything featured in 12 Inches a Slave. This is a very solid porn film. And I say that as someone who watches a LOT of porn.
The bottom line…
12 Inches a Slave is a damn good porn film. Because of it’s hugely controversial title, most of the attention this film will received will be by people who will have never watched it and who are screaming about it being a 12 Years a Slave porn parody. Which it’s not. However, all of that hooplah aside, I really do hope porn fans give this movie their time and attention, as it is certainly deserving of both. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.